WTF is Ryan Adams on & will someone PLEASE get me some?

http://www.ryan-adams.com/default.asp

Hi-liarious new spin on T.P.S. reports from the fab movie "Office Space." Keep an eye out for Aquaman. He's my favorite. O-o-o.

http://idiotwork.com/pages/tps.html

Apprently, Lindsay Lohan didn't bother to learn the words to the current single she's promoting. Well, that's ok sweetheart! We'll just set up a backing track for you to flop around to. Oh and by the way, when you fuck up (and believe me you will) just stand there and smile. NO TEXAS JIG! DO YOU HEAR ME ASHLEE????

http://www.anticlown.com/archives/2005/02/lindsay_lohan_l.php