It doesn't get any more serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
Ok, so lots of people are into having cybersex right? Right. Well, here's a link to the IM transcripts between some guy named BloodNinja and some very pissed off women. Why pissed off? Well, click on the link below to find out. The shit is so f'ing hilarious it's ri-dick-culous. Seriously. This guy has talent.